Monday, September 17, 2007

Thou Bonnie Wood Of Craigielea

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I am most disappointed to learn that a Jumbuck, is indeed, a sheep. Baa.
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Friday, July 27, 2007

random bash humour

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#104383 +(10191)- [X] bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of t...
Wednesday, July 18, 2007

An excellent statement?

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Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God. But fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility. - The Sri Lanka Army -
Thursday, June 21, 2007

I just don't get poetry

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...and my dratted cough just won't ease up. Snakes on a plane are not nearly as bad as Waterpolo...with Sharks!

Gantries ahoy!

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I LOVE SHIPS AND HARBOURS AND PORTS AND ALL STUFF LIKE THAT AND I CLIMBED ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP OF A RUBBER TYRED GANTRY AND IT WAS SO COOL...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Only when I laugh

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A cop pulls over a motorist and says "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?" The motorist replies "Your eyes are glazed....
Thursday, May 24, 2007

Captain Obvious to the rescue

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Regardless of the ridiculous price tag of the PS3, it remains one of the most powerful video game consoles ever imagined. For example, it he...
Monday, May 21, 2007

I've heard women (and gay men) say that Harrison Ford is delectable

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...but this is silly. Han Solo never looked so good Another worthy addition to the timeless traditions of holy matrimony: Strike her down n...
Friday, May 18, 2007

How difficult is it to close a deal?

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It's very easy, according to our experts. These are the same bunch of idiots that have documented sales cycles for different sectors and...
Thursday, May 17, 2007

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

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Actually, Image shamelessly ripped off Uncyclopedia . The (original) preview of the movie: