And now for something completely different...a man with a tape recorder stuck up his nose:
Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannieL'étendard sanglant est levé ! (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes,Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans nos brasÉgorger nos fils, nos compagnes !
But besides that, here is a man with two tape recorders stuck up his nose:
(in stereo)
Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannieL'étendard sanglant est levé ! (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes, Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans nos brasÉgorger nos fils, nos compagnes !
Ever the optimist, and also in a fit of boredom, Gromo posts his todo list in vague hope that somebody will get it done for him:
Todo list
_________
29 June 2005
- (customer name withheld) - Call Tikiri, arrange to go for initial project commencement; also follow up on (customer name withheld) proposal; check Cisco order
- (customer name withheld) - Call Nishan early next week; communicate with Shohorab
- (customer name withheld) - Write wretched proposal; call Dinesh to inquire if (competitor name withheld) morons have finished virtual server installation to begin Citrix installation
- (customer name withheld) - confer with Mudita and (business partner name withheld) to confirm final price to customer; call up Mahinda; Send across letter with revised pricing; follow up with call to Keyzer/Mahinda
- (customer name withheld) - Talk to Tikiri, get spec and talk to Janaka
- (customer name withheld) - get drivers for wretched xSeries video card; Install Citrix on 570; get Nizam to assign a proper IP to IXS card
- (customer name withheld) - Follow up with Jhan
- (customer name withheld) - Call up Sanjaya to arrange for meeting; take Harsha for meeting
- (customer name withheld) - Call up Rumi in the morning to arrange for passes; visit auction
Please call Gromo on his mobile for disclosure of customer names. Rewards for services include deep cross-fibre massages, gratuitous sex, a paperweight, a limited offer multi-brand infrastructure potion, a rose, and a sales pitch. Also please note that the free phone sex service has been temporarily discontinued.
