I guess blogging isn't that far up my list of priorities. Three whole weekends of surfing for porn and this is the only pathetic post I could come up with. It wasn't even exactly
porn per se, but I won't bother explaining myself. Heck, it didn't even involve scantily clad women. But why did I say *porn* then? I dunno. But I digress. From what, you ask? I can't remember. That's probably my number one problem with going off at a tangent by myself. But for the sake of appearances, I must post, I told myself. And so here we are.
Well then...let's talk a bit on current affairs. Since you're not going to say much (note the conspicuous lack of a 'comments' link...woooahahahahaha) I'll have to do all the talking. I'll use bullet points for added effect and emphasis. Also, that way I won't have to construct meaningful paragraphs.
- I had a severe allergic reaction a few weeks ago that resulted in the loss of hearing of my right ear
- I can hear alright now
- I got a stack of British comedies for my birthday
- It was my loneliest birthday yet, and it was spent with someone I barely know
- I got a low PBC rating
- I hate my manager
- My manager hates me
- His wife is rather attractive
- Muhahahahahaha, I plot
evil
- I heard about the new mooin thing, and I don't give a flying fish
- I badly miss my college gym
- An old friend called from the States
- I dropped my phone for the seven billionth time
- I lost my car keys
- I found out who Tony was
- One of my former classmates died and I got to know just after the funeral
- I'm running out of things to say
- I finally found a Larry game that's both funny and enjoyable; sadly, his nephew Larry Lovage stars in it instead of old LSL
- Shell Shock Nam '67 is the best War-time FPS since Battlefield 1942, and is far more gruesome and realistic ("In 'Nam, we're all equally fucked")
That's it, folks. You've been a wonderful audience, good night.
