Unsystematic Denial

The funniest joke in the world, in German/Gibberish:

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"


Hitler's feeble attempt to match Neville Chamberlain's conformance to the "Peace in our time" treaty:

Hitler: MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE
A young soldier responds: HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Hitler: AWFUL


And finally, the German V-Joke:

Dere ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas assaulted....peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.