Unsystematic Denial

I am to be the team leader of a bunch of would-be security experts, it seems. Naturally, I'll be a security expert myself by the end of the project.

Some of my colleagues found it hilarious though, for no adequately explained reason. I think they pictured me in a silly pseudo-special-forces uniform, standing besides some seedy nightclub directing even-seedier patrons in gaudy automobiles into narrow parking spaces. How unpleasant.